Saturday, December 15, 2012

The 2013 Commercial Girl Draft Board


The arrangements have been made and we are officially 17 days away from the Second Annual Great #CommercialGirl Draft. It looks to be a lively draft on New Year’s Day 2013 as old rivals and new faces clash to determine the proper order of the ladies who appear in the 30-second ads that interrupt our precious football games. Because this is the second #CommercialGirl draft, this allows for some great twists to make this more competitive and compelling. But first, let’s go over the original rules: 
  • If she is a commercial she can be drafted.
  • The only exceptions are those #CommercialGirls who have already achieved mainstream fame as actresses, musicians, supermodels, news anchors, or other entertainers.
  • A good rule of thumb is that if we know her name without looking it up there’s a 98% chance she’s NOT a true #CommercialGirl. If we can only refer to her as “The girl from that commercial,” there’s a 99% chance she IS a true #CommercialGirl.
  • Any questionable picks will be brought to a vote by your fellow #CommercialGirl Draft participants. It slows the process down to a grinding halt so try not to bend the rules too much.
Now, on to the new wrinkles of the second edition:
  • If you participated in the inaugural #CommercialGirl Draft you get to keep your roster. This is important because you can trade your roster for draft positioning or others’ drafted #CommercialGirls. Use your roster wisely.
  • There will be five rounds but there will also be an 8 #CommercialGirl Roster Limit! Anyone who has reached their limit of eight prior to the conclusion of the draft must either:
    • Concede their remaining picks
    • Trade roster members to continue participation
    • Waive roster members to continue participation
  • Any previously drafted #CommercialGirl who has been waived by their drafter is immediately eligible for redrafting
  • The 2013 #CommercialGirl Draft will be a Snake Draft, meaning the draft order is reversed in every successive round.
If you need a refresher, here is the post breaking down the original#CommercialGirl Draft. Refer to your roster there. And now, without any further ado, here is the first round draft order of the Second Annual #CommercialGirl Draft.
  1. @GregDiener
  2. @TheGuruStu
  3. @DolamiteD
  4. @MikeInParma
  5. @rights_of_bill
  6. @JoeInBugaha
  7. @PinkValkyrie
  8. @TheFrancisPablo
  9. @Duncanstein
  10. @WesTheFatKid
  11. @MastTerBase

And here is our blank draft board. Watch this post on Tuesday, January 1, to see where YOUR favorite #CommercialGirl landed.

(AS OF January 1, 2013, 5:38 PM)


Pick
Overall
Drafter
#CommercialGirl
1
1
@Duncanstein
2
2
@TheGuruStu
3
3
@DolamiteD
Rebecca Blumhagen of the RadioShack "Your phone your way" ad.
4
4
@MikeInParma
5
5
@rights_of_bill
6
6
@JoeInBugaha
7
7
@PinkValkyrie
8
8
@TheFrancisPablo
9
9
@GregDiener
10
10
@WesTheFatKid
11
11
@MastTerBase
Citi Rewards "Happy Princess Wonderland" Mom(1)


Pick
Overall
Drafter
#CommercialGirl
1
12
@MastTerBase
2
13
@WesTheFatKid
3
14
@GregDiener
Pizza Hut $10 Any Pizza Girl
4
15
@TheFrancisPablo
5
16
@PinkValkyrie
6
17
@JoeInBugaha
7
18
@rights_of_bill
8
19
@MikeInParma
9
20
@DolamiteD
10
21
@TheGuruStu
11
22
@GregDiener

Pick
Overall
Drafter
#CommercialGirl
1
23
@GregDiener
2
24
@TheGuruStu
3
25
@DolamiteD
4
26
@MikeInParma
5
27
@rights_of_bill
6
28
@JoeInBugaha
7
29
@PinkValkyrie
8
30
@TheFrancisPablo
9
31
@Duncanstein
10
32
@WesTheFatKid
11
33
@MastTerBase


Pick
Overall
Drafter
#CommercialGirl
1
34
@MastTerBase
2
35
@WesTheFatKid
3
36
@Duncanstein
4
37
@TheFrancisPablo
5
38
@PinkValkyrie
6
39
@JoeInBugaha
7
40
@rights_of_bill
8
41
@MikeInParma
9
42
@DolamiteD
10
43
@TheGuruStu

11
44
@GregDiener

Pick
Overall
Drafter
#CommercialGirl
1
45
@GregDiener
2
46
@TheGuruStu

3
47
@DolamiteD
4
48
@MikeInParma
5
49
@rights_of_bill
6
50
@JoeInBugaha
7
51
@PinkValkyrie
8
52
@TheFrancisPablo
STAYS
9
53
@Duncanstein
10
54
@WesTheFatKid
11
55
@MastTerBase
STAYS

(1) - This pick was a replacement pick after @MastTerBase's original first round pick (The Carl's Jr. Memphis BBQ Blonde) was deemed too famous


TRANSACTIONS (AS OF January 1, 2013, 5:38 PM)

Duncanstein RECEIVES:
        The 1st overall pick in 2013
GregDiener RECEIVES:
          The 9th overall pick in 2013
         The 14th overall pick in 2013
         Duncanstein’s 2nd round pick in 2014
         The rights to the KGB girl
MastTerBase WAIVES
Benefiber Model
TheFrancisPablo WAIVES
Marina, 27, Proactive
rights_of_bill WAIVES
Lexus Elevator
Taco Bell Denise's co-worker

WAIVER WIRE
GregDiener picks up:
Taco Bell Denise's Co-Worker









CURRENT ROSTERS (AS OF January 1, 2013, 5:38 PM)


Manager
Roster
DeanNoLongerInO
Girl From 4E, State Farm “Change Me Back” (after), GoDaddy Knocked Out By Locker Door, Shakeweight Pitchlady, Zooks ginger, Glasses TMZ Girl (Coach)

Derse12
British Old Spice, Original Orbit Girl, Worx Mother, Miller Lite “Momma’s Boy,”
DolamiteD
Rebecca Blumhagen of RadioShack, AT&T Roadtrip, Jill Wagner (from old Mercury Ads), Monica Palumbo, Monica Raymund (Coach)
Duncanstein
Wendy's Redhead, Kay Jeweler "Photo Booth,""Super Sparkly Day," Confirio "Roped," “Hey Marcel” Weather Lady, State Farm “Dark Side” Sensitivity Blonde, State Farm “Leather Pants” Agent, McDonalds “Pet Name,” Zooey Deschanel (Coach)
Fidoz
Heinekin Date, T-Mobile Girl, iPod Touch Blue Dress, Verizon “Rule The Air,” Trojan Bare Skin Scientist, Aubrey Plaza (Coach)
GregDiener
KGB SMS Girl, Bud Light "Lucky Seat,"$10 Any Pizza Redhead, Buick Regal GS, VW Sign and Drive Stars, Old Spice with Greg Jennings, Hurricane Wings Miranda, Taco Bell Denise's Co-Worker Karen Gillan (Coach)
JNorris25
College in PJ’s, Worx Treadmill, Zippearz.com Earphones, Sketchers Shape-Ups, Lays Potato Chip Readhead, April Bowlby (Coach)
JoeInBugaha
Carl's Jr. Memphis BBQ Brunette, McDonald's Shamrock Shake, Quibids Girl, Hyundai Singer, Taco Bell Denise, Super C-U-T-E, Blonde Miller Lite Cabana, Crying Miller Lite Airport Girlfriend, Cobie Smulders (Coach)
MastTerBase
Citi Happy Princess Wonderland Mom, Disappointed Buick Lacrosse, Captain Morgan Dance Party, Droid Razr Dog Translation, Kumho Tires Girl, Corona Beach Getaway Checkout Line, Windows Phone Lingerie, eHarmony iPhone Girl, Every Wife/Girlfriend/Partner From "House Hunters" as a single unit (Coach)
MikeInParma
Samsung Galaxy "Airplane Trip,"NFL Mobile Girl, Buffalo Wild Wings "Crying Baby,"5-Hour Energy Pink Lemonade, Mayim Bialik (Coach)
PinkValkyrie
Spanish-Language T-Mobile girl, Blonde Black Dress Axe Flirty Girl, Viagra "Drunken Night,"Maybelline BB Cream Brunette, Beck and Masten Buick/GMC Spokesperson, Christina Hendricks (coach)
Rights_of_Bill
Wild Turkey "Give 'em The Bird" Girl, Direct TV "Genie" ad, Rhapsody Ultimate Party Playlist, BMW Read Camera, Aeire Lingerie, Zyrtec Golfer Mom, Crest 3D Vegas Road Trip, Esurance “Do You DJ?” Elisha Cuthbert (Coach)
TheFrancisPablo
Ruffles Ultimate "Bazing," Las Vegas "Know the Code" blue dress, Famous Footwear Carlos Santana Blue Dress, Famous Footwear "VICTORY," Subway Sally, Subway Samantha, Lauren Ashley Bishop of Mini Babybel, Miller Lite “Man Purse,” AJ Lee (Coach)
TheGuruStu
Romolicious, Fiat Italian Super Bowl Ad, McDonald's McRib, Toyotathon Jan, Toyota Venza Facebook, “Daddy Don’t Want No Cologne,” Doublemint Twin 1, Doublemint Twin 2, Maria Bello (Coach)
Titanium_R_A
Reebok Easy Tone, House Hunters “Don’t Close the Door,” Schick Quattro,
WesTheFatKid
"Connecting Flights" Girl, TJ Maxx Gifter, Nespresso "The Best Cafe,"Hot Pockets "Desire," Forevermark "Center of My Universe"




















































































NOTE: The Commercial Girl Draft is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance between this and any real entry draft, past or present, is purely coincidental. Seeking Your Own Satori, its contributorsand all drafters sincerely thank the ladies involved for the work they do and want nothing more than to keep the tone of this draft light-hearted and complimentary

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