The 2013 Commercial Girl Draft Board

The arrangements have been made and we are officially 17 days away from the Second Annual Great #CommercialGirl Draft. It looks to be a lively draft on New Year’s Day 2013 as old rivals and new faces clash to determine the proper order of the ladies who appear in the 30-second ads that interrupt our precious football games. Because this is the second #CommercialGirl draft, this allows for some great twists to make this more competitive and compelling. But first, let’s go over the original rules: 

• If she is a commercial she can be drafted.
• The only exceptions are those #CommercialGirls who have already achieved mainstream fame as actresses, musicians, supermodels, news anchors, or other entertainers.
• A good rule of thumb is that if we know her name without looking it up there’s a 98% chance she’s NOT a true #CommercialGirl. If we can only refer to her as “The girl from that commercial,” there’s a 99% chance she IS a true #CommercialGirl.
• Any questionable picks will be brought to a vote by your fellow #CommercialGirl Draft participants. It slows the process down to a grinding halt so try not to bend the rules too much.

Now, on to the new wrinkles of the second edition:

• If you participated in the inaugural #CommercialGirl Draft you get to keep your roster. This is important because you can trade your roster for draft positioning or others’ drafted #CommercialGirls. Use your roster wisely.
• There will be five rounds but there will also be an 8 #CommercialGirl Roster Limit! Anyone who has reached their limit of eight prior to the conclusion of the draft must either:
• Concede their remaining picks
• Trade roster members to continue participation
• Waive roster members to continue participation
• Any previously drafted #CommercialGirl who has been waived by their drafter is immediately eligible for redrafting
• The 2013 #CommercialGirl Draft will be a Snake Draft, meaning the draft order is reversed in every successive round.

If you need a refresher, here is the post breaking down the original#CommercialGirl Draft. Refer to your roster there. And now, without any further ado, here is the first round draft order of the Second Annual #CommercialGirl Draft.

1. @GregDiener
2. @TheGuruStu
3. @DolamiteD
4. @MikeInParma
5. @rights_of_bill
6. @JoeInBugaha
7. @PinkValkyrie
8. @TheFrancisPablo
9. @Duncanstein
10. @WesTheFatKid
11. @MastTerBase

And here is our blank draft board. Watch this post on Tuesday, January 1, to see where YOUR favorite #CommercialGirl landed.

(AS OF January 1, 2013, 5:38 PM)

Pick	Overall	Drafter	#CommercialGirl
1	1	@Duncanstein	Morgan Smith Goodwin, the redhead Wendy's spokesperson
2	2	@TheGuruStu	The Fiat Italian Lady
3	3	@DolamiteD	Rebecca Blumhagen of the RadioShack "Your phone your way" ad.
4	4	@MikeInParma	The Samsung Galaxy "Airplane Trip" mom
5	5	@rights_of_bill	Direct TV "Genie" Ad girl
6	6	@JoeInBugaha	McDonald's Shamrock Shake girl
7	7	@PinkValkyrie	Spanish-language T-Mobile Girl
8	8	@TheFrancisPablo	Las Vegas "Know the Code" Girl
9	9	@GregDiener	Bud Light "Lucky Seat" girl
10	10	@WesTheFatKid	Sears "Connecting Flights" Girl
11	11	@MastTerBase	Citi Rewards "Happy Princess Wonderland" Mom(1)

Pick	Overall	Drafter	#CommercialGirl
1	12	@MastTerBase	Disappointed Buick Lacrosse Woman
2	13	@WesTheFatKid	Olga Fonda, the TJ Maxx "Gifter"
3	14	@GregDiener	Pizza Hut $10 Any Pizza Girl
4	15	@TheFrancisPablo	Ruffles Ultimate "Bazing" Girl
5	16	@PinkValkyrie	Blonde in Black Dress in Axe Flirty Girl Ad
6	17	@JoeInBugaha	Carl's Jr. Memphis BBQ Brunette
7	18	@rights_of_bill	Wild Turkey "Give 'em The Bird" Girl (brief appearance)
8	19	@MikeInParma	NFL Mobile Girl
9	20	@DolamiteD	AT&T Road Trip Commercial Girl
10	21	@TheGuruStu	McDonald's McRib fan
11	22	@GregDiener	Buick Regal GS Wife

Pick	Overall	Drafter	#CommercialGirl
1	23	@GregDiener	VW Sign and Drive Blonde
2	24	@TheGuruStu	Toyotathon Jan
3	25	@DolamiteD	Jill Wagner, the Mercury Girl
4	26	@MikeInParma	Buffalo Wild Wings Crying Baby Girl
5	27	@rights_of_bill	Rhapsody.com girl
6	28	@JoeInBugaha	Quibids Girl
7	29	@PinkValkyrie	Viagra "Drunken Night" Girl
8	30	@TheFrancisPablo	Famous Footware "Carlos Santana" girl
9	31	@Duncanstein	Kay Jeweler "Photo Booth" Girl
10	32	@WesTheFatKid	Nespresso "The Best Cafe" Girl
11	33	@MastTerBase	Captain Morgan "Dance Party" Girl

Pick	Overall	Drafter	#CommercialGirl
1	34	@MastTerBase	Droid Razr "Dog Translation" girl
2	35	@WesTheFatKid	Hot Pockets "Desire" Girl
3	36	@Duncanstein	"Super Sparkly Day" Citi Cashier
4	37	@TheFrancisPablo	Famous Footwear "VICTORY mom
5	38	@PinkValkyrie	Mabelline BB Cream Brunette
6	39	@JoeInBugaha	Head and Shoulders Joe Mauer Fan
7	40	@rights_of_bill	BMW "Caught" Rear Camera Girl
8	41	@MikeInParma	5-Hour Energy Pink Lemonade Singer
9	42	@DolamiteD	Monica Palumbo, Mistress of Ceremonies for Charlotte Motor Speedway
10	43	@TheGuruStu
11	44	@GregDiener	Miranda from Hurricane Wings

Pick	Overall	Drafter	#CommercialGirl
1	45	@GregDiener	Old Spice girl in bed with Greg Jennings
2	46	@TheGuruStu
3	47	@DolamiteD	Gena Shaw, Nissan Pathfinder Birds
4	48	@MikeInParma	Overstock.com O Is The One Singer
5	49	@rights_of_bill	Aerie Lingerie
6	50	@JoeInBugaha	Nurse Ashley from the Hooters Commercial with Dick Vitale
7	51	@PinkValkyrie	Beck and Masten Buick GMC Spokesperson
8	52	@TheFrancisPablo	STAYS
9	53	@Duncanstein	Rebecca Rainboldt, from the Confirio.com "Roped" commercial
10	54	@WesTheFatKid	Paige Spara, from the Forevermark "Center of my Universe" ad
11	55	@MastTerBase	STAYS

(1) - This pick was a replacement pick after @MastTerBase's original first round pick (The Carl's Jr. Memphis BBQ Blonde) was deemed too famous

TRANSACTIONS (AS OF January 1, 2013, 5:38 PM)

Duncanstein RECEIVES:         The 1st overall pick in 2013	GregDiener RECEIVES:           The 9th overall pick in 2013          The 14th overall pick in 2013          Duncanstein’s 2nd round pick in 2014          The rights to the KGB girl
MastTerBase WAIVES Benefiber Model	TheFrancisPablo WAIVES Marina, 27, Proactive
rights_of_bill WAIVES Lexus Elevator Taco Bell Denise's co-worker
WAIVER WIRE GregDiener picks up: Taco Bell Denise's Co-Worker

CURRENT ROSTERS (AS OF January 1, 2013, 5:38 PM)

Manager	Roster
DeanNoLongerInO	Girl From 4E, State Farm “Change Me Back” (after), GoDaddy Knocked Out By Locker Door, Shakeweight Pitchlady, Zooks ginger, Glasses TMZ Girl (Coach)
Derse12	British Old Spice, Original Orbit Girl, Worx Mother, Miller Lite “Momma’s Boy,”
DolamiteD	Rebecca Blumhagen of RadioShack, AT&T Roadtrip, Jill Wagner (from old Mercury Ads), Monica Palumbo, Monica Raymund (Coach)
Duncanstein	Wendy's Redhead, Kay Jeweler "Photo Booth,""Super Sparkly Day," Confirio "Roped," “Hey Marcel” Weather Lady, State Farm “Dark Side” Sensitivity Blonde, State Farm “Leather Pants” Agent, McDonalds “Pet Name,” Zooey Deschanel (Coach)
Fidoz	Heinekin Date, T-Mobile Girl, iPod Touch Blue Dress, Verizon “Rule The Air,” Trojan Bare Skin Scientist, Aubrey Plaza (Coach)
GregDiener	KGB SMS Girl, Bud Light "Lucky Seat,"$10 Any Pizza Redhead, Buick Regal GS, VW Sign and Drive Stars, Old Spice with Greg Jennings, Hurricane Wings Miranda, Taco Bell Denise's Co-Worker Karen Gillan (Coach)
JNorris25	College in PJ’s, Worx Treadmill, Zippearz.com Earphones, Sketchers Shape-Ups, Lays Potato Chip Readhead, April Bowlby (Coach)
JoeInBugaha	Carl's Jr. Memphis BBQ Brunette, McDonald's Shamrock Shake, Quibids Girl, Hyundai Singer, Taco Bell Denise, Super C-U-T-E, Blonde Miller Lite Cabana, Crying Miller Lite Airport Girlfriend, Cobie Smulders (Coach)
MastTerBase	Citi Happy Princess Wonderland Mom, Disappointed Buick Lacrosse, Captain Morgan Dance Party, Droid Razr Dog Translation, Kumho Tires Girl, Corona Beach Getaway Checkout Line, Windows Phone Lingerie, eHarmony iPhone Girl, Every Wife/Girlfriend/Partner From "House Hunters" as a single unit (Coach)
MikeInParma	Samsung Galaxy "Airplane Trip,"NFL Mobile Girl, Buffalo Wild Wings "Crying Baby,"5-Hour Energy Pink Lemonade, Mayim Bialik (Coach)
PinkValkyrie	Spanish-Language T-Mobile girl, Blonde Black Dress Axe Flirty Girl, Viagra "Drunken Night,"Maybelline BB Cream Brunette, Beck and Masten Buick/GMC Spokesperson, Christina Hendricks (coach)
Rights_of_Bill	Wild Turkey "Give 'em The Bird" Girl, Direct TV "Genie" ad, Rhapsody Ultimate Party Playlist, BMW Read Camera, Aeire Lingerie, Zyrtec Golfer Mom, Crest 3D Vegas Road Trip, Esurance “Do You DJ?” Elisha Cuthbert (Coach)
TheFrancisPablo	Ruffles Ultimate "Bazing," Las Vegas "Know the Code" blue dress, Famous Footwear Carlos Santana Blue Dress, Famous Footwear "VICTORY," Subway Sally, Subway Samantha, Lauren Ashley Bishop of Mini Babybel, Miller Lite “Man Purse,” AJ Lee (Coach)
TheGuruStu	Romolicious, Fiat Italian Super Bowl Ad, McDonald's McRib, Toyotathon Jan, Toyota Venza Facebook, “Daddy Don’t Want No Cologne,” Doublemint Twin 1, Doublemint Twin 2, Maria Bello (Coach)
Titanium_R_A	Reebok Easy Tone, House Hunters “Don’t Close the Door,” Schick Quattro,
WesTheFatKid	"Connecting Flights" Girl, TJ Maxx Gifter, Nespresso "The Best Cafe,"Hot Pockets "Desire," Forevermark "Center of My Universe"

NOTE: The Commercial Girl Draft is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance between this and any real entry draft, past or present, is purely coincidental. Seeking Your Own Satori, its contributors, and all drafters sincerely thank the ladies involved for the work they do and want nothing more than to keep the tone of this draft light-hearted and complimentary